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Contact The Institute
Whether you're a fellow researcher, a concerned diner, or someone who was unjustly denied spotted dick, we want to hear from you. All submissions are reviewed by our panel of experts (during pudding hour).
42 Pudding Lane, London SE1 2UP
(Yes, that Pudding Lane. It's destiny.)
+44 (0) 20 7946 1979
(Available Mon-Fri, after meat has been consumed)
research@meatbeforepudding.institute
pudding.appeals@meatbeforepudding.institute
Mon-Fri: 12:00 - 14:00 (Lunchtime only)
Closed during pudding service
Submission Portal
File Your Report
All submissions are treated with the utmost seriousness. Pudding appeal decisions are final and non-negotiable.
Research Submission Form
Complete all fields. Incomplete forms will be treated like incomplete meat portions.
Find Us
Visit The Institute
Located on historic Pudding Lane — where the Great Fire of London began and where the Great Pudding Debates continue.
Visitors must present proof of recent meat consumption at reception. No exceptions.
Pudding Appeal Process
If you believe you have been unjustly denied pudding, you may file a formal appeal. Please note: in 47 years, no appeal has ever been successful. But we admire the optimism.
Appeal Requirements
- Photographic evidence of the meat portion in question
- Sworn statement from at least two dinner table witnesses
- Certified clean napkin (no traces of concealed meat)
- Filing fee of one (1) properly cooked sausage